This Weeks Program
Re-cap of Last Week
The Year 2000
Installing a Western Digital Hard Drive
Canon Print Tanks and Print Cartridges
What Modem are you getting when you purchase a new computer
Wishes for the New Year
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist,
your gastro-endocrinologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist,
your psychiatrist, your gynecologist, your plumber
and the IRS.
May your hair, your teeth, your facelift, your abs and your stocks
not fall;
and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol,
your white blood count
and your mortgage interest not rise.
May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere in the rush
hour in less than an hour,
and when you get there may you find a parking space.
May Friday evening, December 31, find you seated around the dinner table,
together with your beloved family and cherished friends, ushering in
the new year ahead.
You will find the food better, the environment quieter, the cost much
cheaper, and the pleasure much more fulfilling than anything else you might
ordinarily do that night.
May you wake up on January 1st, finding that the world has not come
to an end,
the lights work, the water faucets flow, and the sky has not fallen.
May you go to the bank on Monday morning, January 3rd and find your
account is in order,
your money is still there and any mistakes are in your favor.
May you ponder on January 4th; How did this ultramodern civilization of ours manage to get itself traumatized by a possible slip of a blip on a chip made out of sand.
May we relax about the future and realize that we still have a long
long time until we pass
by which time the computer is long since obsolete and so are we.
May God give you the strength to go through a year of presidential campaigning,
and may some of the promises made be kept. May you believe at least half
of what the candidates propose, and may those elected
fulfill at least half of what they promise, and the miracle of reducing
taxes and balancing budgets happen.
May you be awe struck by God's sense of humor as you wrestle with the
possibility that a professional wrestler could become president of the
United States.
May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you
delight them.
May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your
blemishes,
and tell the world about your virtues.
May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner, and may your check book and your budget balance, and may they include generous amounts for charity.
May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse, your child, your parents, your friends; but not to your secretary, your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.
May we live as God intended, in a world at peace and the awareness of
His love in every sunset,
every flower's unfolding petals, every baby's smile, every lover's
kiss,
and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.
(author unknown)