Computer Info – April 19, 2000

This Week’s Program

        Some basics in spreadsheets – using Excel 97. And some very good news – the library has finally received their new projector and we will be able to use it for the meeting.

Excel – Formatting cells

What happens when we type the number 52 into a cell?
        If the cell is formatted to contain text – then the number 52 will be left justified.
        If the cell is formatted to contain a number – then the number will be right justified and will contain the amount of decimal places that is specified.
        If the cell is formatted to the default of general – then the number will be right justified and will only contain whatever decimal places that you type.
        If the cell is formatted to special – social security number – then the number will be shown as 000-00-0052.
        If the cell is formatted to special – zip code plus 4 – then the number will be shown as 00000-0052.
        If the cell is formatted to date – then the date will be shown as 02/21/00 or February 21, 1900. In other words, if you do not type in a specified date type, then it assumes that you are telling it the number of days since the beginning of 1900.

A few other formatting types that you can use are ---
        Fractions – up to three digits. Enter 45.3389 and 45 142/419 will be displayed.
        Percentage . Enter 45.3389 and 45.3389% will be displayed.
        Scientific. Enter 45.3389 and 4.53E+01 will be displayed.

How to change the formatting of one cell – or a row/column of cells ------
        You can change the formatting of an individual cell by right-clicking on it and choosing FORMAT CELLS.
        You can change the formatting of an entire column or row by click on the title of the column (Ex. A – B – C, etc) or on the title of a row (Ex. 1 – 2 – 3, etc). Then right-clicking within this highlighted column or row and choosing FORMAT CELLS.

Number Display in Excel

        When you type this number (34.6565656565) in a cell in Excel, you will probably notice that the number displayed will have less decimal places than the number that you entered. You can determine the number of decimal places that you wish displayed. Just highlight the cell or cells that you want to make number cells, go to FORMAT on the top menu and choose CELLS. On the tab labeled NUMBER – highlight NUMBER in the CATEGORY box and then you will be given the choice of how many decimal places.
        But what happens to your calculations that use this cell when you only display two decimal places but you typed in a number with six decimal places? Will it be accurate enough?
        Test it out by typing the same number into three different cells. Then format each one of these cells to display a different amount of decimal places. Multiply each one of these cells by three (3). You will be surprised to find that the answer is exactly the same in each case. Also, when you place your cursor in each one of these cells that you formatted, you will notice that the complete number is displayed in the FORMULA BAR above the worksheet.

Excel – Performing calculations

        To perform any type of calculation in a spreadsheet, you must let the program know that is what you intend to do. You do this by starting your entry into a cell with an equal sign.
                            Ex. = 3 + 5 * 8 --- the answer should be 43
                                                                                Why isn’t it 64 ??
        Mathematical formulas are always worked following the rule of division and multiplication are performed first then followed by addition and subtraction. Therefore, in the above formula – the multiplication of 5 times 8 is done first (40) then the 3 is added to it.
        To make your formula easier to understand by everyone, it is best to use parentheses ( ) –
                            Ex. = 3 + (5 * 8) -- then most people can see that the answer is 3 + 40 or 43.

Astronomy Pictures

Astronomy Picture of the Day ---
        Each day a different image or photograph of our fascinating universe is featured, along with a brief explanation written by a professional astronomer.
                  http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

I want to hurt my computer

        I want to buy a software program that, when run, causes my computer to suffer grievously, though not permanently. When my screen freezes or turns blue, I want a special button I can push to make the CPU start squealing like a motherboard.
        I want a device that stores an electrical charge in my telephone. For every minute I spend on hold waiting for technical support to answer, the charge would increase in intensity. When the guy from tech support finally answers, the electrical bolt of energy would be discharged into him.
        When my system crashes and I lose a file that has taken me more than an hour to create, I want someone from the computer company to come out and retype it for me.
        I don't understand why new, "upgraded" software creates files that cannot be read by old, reliable software with the same name. Is there no one in the computer industry who has noticed that word processor files all look alike once they are open? Why can't 6.0 recognize a 7.0 file? It's all just words, isn't it?

Not-So-Freeware
(by John C. Dvorak – Forbes Magazine – April 3, 2000)

        The concept of ads inside software began as a way to help shareware authors make money on a product that was already being given away. Shareware is distributed free in the hope that people will like it and will voluntarily pay for it later.
        Ads supporting shareware are fine, but my big problem is that the trend is moving up the food chain. Traditional retail software packages are now containing adware.
        Conducent is a hot player in this evolving field. At no charge, Conducent lets shareware developers incorporate its ad-serving technology into their software. This technology embeds an ad within the application and switches the ad every 60 seconds. When the user go online, a small application that tracks the ads sends details to a central office about how many ads have been shown to an individual user. The shareware developer collects 60% of the ad revenue generated in the process, with Conducent getting the rest.
        This adware is creeping into mainstream retail software.